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morgrana:

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what if virginity was actually a visible thing like when you have sex for the first time your virginity comes out of your ear in the form of a slug

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trohjoe:

dont judge people on their music taste judge people on their opinion on joe trohman and andy hurley

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theonion:

PRO: Get to puncture child with needle

CON: You have to go to a place

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o-dawgtheinvincible:

sigmarikz:

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thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."

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voldemortcanyounot:

thebabbagepatch:

fearofpop:

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

you’ve got to be kidding me

I am in physical pain

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grandtheftwentz:

THIS IS WHY FALL OUT BOY ARE SO IMPORTANT

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nomoreparadesongallifrey:

daltry:

today i wore a beatles shirt to school and it has dates from their 1964 tour on the back and three people asked me if i saw them live

three

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lesbianvenom:

when steve rogers sleeps for 70 years he’s hailed “a hero” and “an icon” but when i take a five hour nap my mom says i’m “lazy” and “need to find better ways to spend my time” such bullshit

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