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heauxarry:

"i don’t like one direction but this song is a jam" oh God OH MY GOD ONE DIRECTION DID YOU HEAR THIS YOU’VE JUST BEEN BLESSED BY THIS NORMAL CITIZEN WHO SAID YOUR SONG WAS A JAM DEAR GOD I BET THEY’RE CRYING TEARS OF JOY RIGHT NOW THANK YOU YOU JUST MADE THEIR DAY

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cpt-tightpants:

"The sword has a long and tragic history we need not go into," Chiron told me. "It’s name is Anaklusmos."

"Riptide," I translated."

Birthday gift from my Grandmother, rest of the costume will be following soon, for rrriordan's book signing!

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ltalian:

that’s exactly what someone who’s dating their dad would say

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ashtoniws:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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criminals-coronation:

lovelynobody00:

Am I the only one who noticed Scarlett Johansson was a man for half a second….
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ohgodcantbreathe

plot twist: it’s jeremy renner 

lookit those arms

CANNOT UNSEE

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sassy-spoon:

clpdee:

clpdee:

clpdee:

just watched concrete try and fail to fit into this napkin holder for the past five minutes, now he’s just been standing with his front paws in it looking mad and tired

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are you kidding

you named your fucking cat concrete

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officialunitedstates:

you:  tries to roast me with a lame yo mama joke

me:  looks you up on ancestry.com, finds out that your great grandmother was banished from her lithuianian village because no one liked her, writes a six page allegorical story that roasts your great grandmother, then reads it to your significant other to get them to despise you

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mrozna:

milkscab:

haus-of-ill-repute:

Squirrel being fed by a marionette of an old lady being controlled by an old lady. My life is complete   

Life goals

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particularlynoble:

In light of Sam Pepper’s most recent video, I’ve started a petition on change.org to recognize sexual harassment as a grounds for removing a video. Please check it out and sign it and share if this is something that’s important to you.

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aznmaddy:

white people who literally just don’t get it: a memoir

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narutoloover:

Death Note episodes
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  • Romeo: I was thinking about this chick earlier who I said I was in love with but now I love that girl over there that is very likely to either belong to my family's enemy or be close with my family's enemy as it is their party I am crashing
  • Juliet: I do not like being so young and forced into a relationship with an older man, but oh there's a cute guy more my age over there. And since he's here he must have been invited and is there for a reasonable love match for myself
  • --
  • Romeo: We should kiss right now at this party
  • Juliet: No that is a super dumb idea
  • Romeo: *kisses her anyway*
  • Juliet: That was dumb of you
  • --
  • Romeo: We should get married right now
  • Juliet: We don't know each other. Shouldn't we wait until at least a little time has passed?
  • Romeo: Like tomorrow?
  • Juliet: Sure, fine.
  • --
  • Juliet: We're married now, so we have to try and make things better between our families.
  • Romeo: Right.
  • Romeo: It seems I have killed your cousin and am now exiled.
  • --
  • Juliet: Ok so since Romeo fucked up I'm gonna fix this shit by taking a harmless sleeping liquid. He'll come and get me and we can go away together.
  • Romeo: *immediately kills himself*
  • Juliet: For fucks sake.
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intenselouis:

It’s the year 2032 and i still don’t know what the hell Story of my Life is about. What walls? Take who home? What the fuck is frozen?

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suctioning:

aciddd-angel:

suctioning:

when you unsuspectingly see your best friend at the store

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why the fuck would this be my reaction

You must not have a best friend

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